A boy asked the father: What’s the size of God?

Thinking for a while; father looked up to the sky and seeing an airplane asked the son: What’s the size of that airplane? The boy answered: It’s very small. I can barely see it.

father took him to the airport immediately…

The Nobel Laureate Prof. C. V. Raman after retirement wished to open a Research Institute in Bangalore. So he gave advertisement in the news papers for recruiting three posts.
Lots of eager Scientists applied thinking that even if they were not selected, they would at least get an opportunity to…

Japanese grocery stores had a problem. They are much smaller in size than shops in the USA and therefore don’t have room to waste. Watermelons, big and round, wasted a lot of space and were cumbersome in logistics as well. Everyone assumed and accepted watermelons grow round and there…

A new vacuum salesman knocked at the door….
A lady opened it. Before she could speak… The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow dung on the carpet.
Salesman: – Madam, if I couldn’t clean this up in the next 3 mins with my new powerful…

Stage is all set for Matsya Vedh (Piercing Fish eye) competition as part of Draupadi’s Swayamvar the next day.
Competition was such that one has to pierce the eye with arrow of rotating fish by looking at the reflection of it in the water below.
A night before competition, Krishna…